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299. Kelly

Blonde, suburban bimbo fashionable, Kelly kept trying to fix me up with a boyfriend. I suffered through some dreadful blind dates with her redneck boyfriend’s friends. She quit our workplace because she couldn’t stand renting porn videos. I didn’t mind.


Oh, what a perfect, ambiguous last line. I bow to the master!